perfect recipe for mothers day:
- Water: 35 l.
- Carbon: 20 kg.
- Ammonia: 4 l.
- Lime: 1.5 kg.
- Phosphorus: 800 g.
- Salt: 250 g.
- Saltpeter: 100 g.
- Sulfur: 80 g.
- Fluorine 7.5 g.
- Iron 5 g.
- Silicon 3 g.
- trace amounts of 15 other elements.
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how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
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(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me)
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My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
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