source: oceanirs

fullmental:

perfect recipe for mothers day:

  • Water: 35 l.
  • Carbon: 20 kg. 
  • Ammonia: 4 l. 
  • Lime: 1.5 kg. 
  • Phosphorus: 800 g. 
  • Salt: 250 g. 
  • Saltpeter: 100 g. 
  • Sulfur: 80 g. 
  • Fluorine 7.5 g. 
  • Iron 5 g. 
  • Silicon 3 g. 
  • trace amounts of 15 other elements.

(via thevaliantascendant)

source: fullmental

mihashee:

The end of the thrilling saga

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

(via demianite)

source: 93749185789183
source: tldrwikipedia
source: persisting

askgeorgebush:

smilingemoticon:

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me)

image

(via reciprocal)

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

(via dialmformara)